Coatum

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A custom made coat that is used to keep a man's scrotum warm. The coat is typically made from worsted wool or cashmere. Few companies use polyester because it can be very hot and leave chaffing on the actual nut skin.

Jeff: Hey Rocky! Did you hear that Wal-Mart is now carrying coatums?
Rocky: No Jeff I didn't, did you buy one?
Jeff: Yeah man! Mine is made out of cashmere..
Rocky: Sweet dude!! Can i try it on??
Jeff: Fuck you man! Get your own.

Coatum by Marcus.O.1986 November 3, 2010

Words you can keep

slutty women's Halloween costume formula

A formula which can be applied in order to make any Halloween costume, regardless of how plain or innocent, slutty enough to be given the "sexy" title by the Halloween costume industry. The formula, from the shoes up, goes as follows: fuck-me pumps or heels, stockings, a short skirt or booty shorts, and a top to indicate what the wearer is supposed to be dressed as. Accessories are optional.

To make a sexy police officer costume, we can apply the slutty women's Halloween costume formula: black fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, a blue miniskirt, and a blue button-up blouse with a police badge.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.

slutty women's Halloween costume formula by Ronny teh Pir8 January 22, 2009

Related Words

Coatum • costume • contumacious • cootums • Costume Malfunction • costumize • Catumanunombie • Coatus Interruptus • coitum • Comtumerousious

Cootumbs

Possibly the best thing ever created by God. He is a small white creature, cleverly disguised as a dog used to infilitrate human ranks to observe and covertly record their doings. In the case of discover, the Cootumbs will explode causing an explosion equivalent to 6 mega-tons of dynomite.

Tovar-"Wow Cootumbs, your are the coolest thing ever!!!!"
Cootumbs-"Shutup and feed me."

Cootumbs by Cootumbss January 21, 2009

Costumer

A person or company that makes or supplies costumes. Often confused with customer.

I went to see the local costumer to get my costume. I was his first customer of the day.

Costumer by Espressowriter March 31, 2017

french maid costume

A type of costume ladies like to wear either during Halloween or else while working. Men don't mind the ladies wearing them either.

Have you tried on that french maid costume at Frederick's lately?

Oooh la la. That girl looks cute in the french maid costume, don't you think?

french maid costume by Moodden January 6, 2008

Comtumerousious

So bored out of your mind that its uberable

Dang im so comtumerousious today!!

Comtumerousious by shoff94 January 12, 2011

Rocky Horror Costume

These costumes are those worn by the characters from the play "The Rocky Horror Show" and the movie "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".

They may also be costumes worn by the fans who recreate these costumes to re-enact the film in front of the screen during showings.

If you want to know about Rocky Horror Costumes, Ruth is the one to ask.

Rocky Horror Costume by Amadscientist April 6, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026