Coatum

A custom made coat that is used to keep a man's scrotum warm. The coat is typically made from worsted wool or cashmere. Few companies use polyester because it can be very hot and leave chaffing on the actual nut skin.

Jeff: Hey Rocky! Did you hear that Wal-Mart is now carrying coatums?
Rocky: No Jeff I didn't, did you buy one?
Jeff: Yeah man! Mine is made out of cashmere..
Rocky: Sweet dude!! Can i try it on??
Jeff: Fuck you man! Get your own.

by Marcus.O.1986 November 3, 2010

slutty women's Halloween costume formula

A formula which can be applied in order to make any Halloween costume, regardless of how plain or innocent, slutty enough to be given the "sexy" title by the Halloween costume industry. The formula, from the shoes up, goes as follows: fuck-me pumps or heels, stockings, a short skirt or booty shorts, and a top to indicate what the wearer is supposed to be dressed as. Accessories are optional.

To make a sexy police officer costume, we can apply the slutty women's Halloween costume formula: black fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, a blue miniskirt, and a blue button-up blouse with a police badge.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.

by Ronny teh Pir8 January 22, 2009

Cootumbs

Possibly the best thing ever created by God. He is a small white creature, cleverly disguised as a dog used to infilitrate human ranks to observe and covertly record their doings. In the case of discover, the Cootumbs will explode causing an explosion equivalent to 6 mega-tons of dynomite.

Tovar-"Wow Cootumbs, your are the coolest thing ever!!!!"
Cootumbs-"Shutup and feed me."

by Cootumbss January 21, 2009

Costumer

A person or company that makes or supplies costumes. Often confused with customer.

I went to see the local costumer to get my costume. I was his first customer of the day.

by Espressowriter March 31, 2017

french maid costume

A type of costume ladies like to wear either during Halloween or else while working. Men don't mind the ladies wearing them either.

Have you tried on that french maid costume at Frederick's lately?

Oooh la la. That girl looks cute in the french maid costume, don't you think?

by Moodden January 6, 2008

Comtumerousious

So bored out of your mind that its uberable

Dang im so comtumerousious today!!

by shoff94 January 12, 2011

Rocky Horror Costume

These costumes are those worn by the characters from the play "The Rocky Horror Show" and the movie "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".

They may also be costumes worn by the fans who recreate these costumes to re-enact the film in front of the screen during showings.

If you want to know about Rocky Horror Costumes, Ruth is the one to ask.

by Amadscientist April 6, 2009