Shmeeple

the blue m&m that drinks green pee. it's green pee, not gatorade lemon lime. ITS GREEN PEE.

Guy: who drank the green pee?
Guy2: Shmeeple did!!

by ana69 November 30, 2019

Schmeel

When a gathering of friends goes to the middle of the woods at night, makes a bonfire, and parties like its 99.

Person 1: Hey man, are you going to the schmeel tonight?
Person 2: Oh heavens yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ballsballsballsballsballs September 24, 2010

schmee

to fuck or blow some hairy dick longer than 10 inches.

"My boyfriend's hairy dick got a major schmee from me last night," said Meaty pussy.

by SamwgdscljavsOZXgcvaosdjlHZXVb February 10, 2009

shmeezebag

female who is unsavory.

your ex girlfriend who sleeps with the entire jv soccer team is a shmeezebag.

by Dan the Impaler September 8, 2011

Shmeeping the shmop

Shmeep the shmop

He is shmeeping the shmop

by babeypatrick July 16, 2020

shmeeped

Something that is funny, usually because it’s racial, against woman’s rights, or talking about sexuality.

Anthony: Who just wakes up one morning and says “I want to try a penis”
Preston, Luca, Josh: I’m so shmeeped

by TooShmeeped December 20, 2020

Shmeef

Anal breathing.
Sucking air through the butthole and then farting it out.

Ethan likes to shmeef to ease anxiety.

by CrayCrayJ January 11, 2022