shmeep 

an interjection commonly replacing moop meep and or shmoopas a way to disrupt and awkward silence in an atempt to bust the gut of the receiver. or chasing cahoots.

hey bill.....
what?
.......SHMEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahhahhhahaha

shmeep by franchesca January 23, 2007

Shmeep 

Someone who survives only by carefully following guidelines given to them by an authority figure.

Shmeeps are the worst at conversations because they only have a small handful of talking points given to them by their overlords. A shmeep will completely dissolve into a pile of mush if you ask them to provide facts, or evidence to support their claims.

Did you see the way Jim pulled his mask up when I came over to him ?

"I know right, he's a total shmeep "

Shmeep by myobaker August 3, 2020

shmeep 

a word to use in awkward silences

joe: hi..you are sexy
suzy: shmeep

shmeep by alison183 February 13, 2008

Shmeep 

Shmeep- (adj., verb., noun., adverb., etc.)

A word that serves the purpose of any other word when meaning is supposed to be kept to ones self

I know I'm not supposed to use this kind of language, but SHMEEP!!!!!

Bob: What are you hiding?

You: I'm hiding the fact that shmeep shmeep shmeep shmeep shmeep.

Shmeep by randompengicorn June 26, 2014

Shmeep 

An item you ask for at a coffee shop

You- Hey do guys sell shmeeps?

Shmeep by SwaggerGang1400 May 26, 2020

Shmeep 

A shmeep is code word for Mitch is a queef fuck

God, Mitch is such a shmeep.

Shmeep by Dequar October 15, 2020

shmeep 

another word for vape/vaping

stop at the bathrooms i got shmeep today

shmeep by fritoezlmao November 19, 2021