Thor's Hammer 

A rare, extremely potent nationality-altering strain of marijuana. Characteristics include lots of red hairs and extremely pungent odor. Smoking this strain will cause the smoker to pass out and awaken somewhere in Norway.

"Yesterday my friend brought over an ounce of something he called Thor's Hammer, it was red and furry and smelled like holy hell.

We rolled a blunt of the shit and passed it back and forth, eventually I passed out after the blunt was halfway done.

I woke up this morning and noticed I was cold as shit. Then I noticed I wasn't in my house, but an unfurnished loft, still wearing the clothes I had on yesterday. I ran outside and after a little investigation I found out I'm in Bergen, Norway."

Thor's Hammer by wgrwgawg April 5, 2008

Hit and Hammer 

The act of hitting on a drunk girl in a local bar and trying to get her to go home with you. After step 1 is successful, you then begin to hammer the chick so hard until she not only has NO recollection of that night, but the night before as well, thus ending all possibilities she remembers you and wants to "get to know you better."

Ryan: Dude I totally Hit and Hammered Steph last night!

Jeff: Thats fucked! It was her birthday 2 days ago!

Hit and Hammer by MemoryLoss May 12, 2010

monkey-hammer 

To figuratively smash an idea, policy, or program, etc, in a furious and animated fashion. Wildly flail a thing or idea with reckless abandon and little apparent purpose.

He proceeded to monkey hammer her presentation, point by point, until the she was reduced to tears.

The Federal Reserve appears willing to monkey-hammer interest rates so low, and for so long, even the most dedicated savers will finally give up in exasperation.

monkey-hammer by flemsnopes September 5, 2018

Maxwell’s Silver Hammer

A borrowed term applied to the fact that the jet-setting madam, Ghislaine Maxwell, is still around to drop her silver hammer upon the guilty heads of the powerfully rich and famous.

“Bang-bang, Maxwell’s Silver Hammer came down on his head; bang-bang Maxwell’s Silver Hammer made sure that he was dead!”

Maxwell’s Silver Hammer by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Hebrew Hammer 

A Orthadox Jew Version Of Shaft. Like Undercover Brother But Jewish.

"Hammer, your the baddest Jew this side of Telavive!"

Hebrew Hammer by Jew Power December 5, 2003

j hammer 

Short for 'judgement hammer'. A figurative object that is referenced to indicate a person who is being judgemental or prejudice.

Commonly used for calling someone out or describing a person that makes snap judgements.

Jordan: I didn't get a good vibe from her last night.

Steve: Don't go throwing the j hammer, you barely even talked with each other!

j hammer by RRCsteve February 26, 2011

squeaky hammer 

getting oral from a chick and then using her saliva as lube to have anal sex with her

I got bored from getting a blowjob from Tiff so i pulled out and gave her a squeaky hammer

squeaky hammer by JBOMB February 25, 2006