To figuratively smash an idea, policy, or program, etc, in a furious and animated fashion. Wildly flail a thing or idea with reckless abandon and little apparent purpose.
He proceeded to monkey hammer her presentation, point by point, until the she was reduced to tears.
The Federal Reserve appears willing to monkey-hammer interest rates so low, and for so long, even the most dedicated savers will finally give up in exasperation.
The Federal Reserve appears willing to monkey-hammer interest rates so low, and for so long, even the most dedicated savers will finally give up in exasperation.
by flemsnopes September 5, 2018
Get the monkey-hammer mug.The world defines Monkey-hammer as a hammer used to hit monkeys by an abusive Zoo Keeper. The real definition of Monkey-hammer is that it's a slang word for a guy's penis. Monkey is a woman's pussy and hammer is a guy's penis. Alternate words are: Pussy-smasher, kitty-stabber, cherry-popper, and pie-cutter, etc.
Dan: Look at that hot-ass chick over there! She's got a tight-ass body, but look at that fat pussy!
Wade: Let me get my Monkey-hammer ready!
Wade: Let me get my Monkey-hammer ready!
by Apollyon the Kenite July 30, 2020
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Very, very cool!! Better then usual.
tight: meaning this is cool, awsome.
Hammer Monkey Tight: Of the chart!!
tight: meaning this is cool, awsome.
Hammer Monkey Tight: Of the chart!!
by Gab August 12, 2006
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Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008
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