4 definitions by flemsnopes

To figuratively smash an idea, policy, or program, etc, in a furious and animated fashion. Wildly flail a thing or idea with reckless abandon and little apparent purpose.
He proceeded to monkey hammer her presentation, point by point, until the she was reduced to tears.

The Federal Reserve appears willing to monkey-hammer interest rates so low, and for so long, even the most dedicated savers will finally give up in exasperation.
by flemsnopes September 5, 2018
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when a person who publicly supports COVID-19 rules and regulations gets his or her hair done in a salon in violation of local COVID-19 regulations concerning hair salons
Karen, an aggressive advocate of following any and all COVID-19 rules was guilty of hairpocrisy when she had her hair done in violation of the local COVID rules.
by flemsnopes September 6, 2020
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He currently resides in his own slobbering lackeydom complete with a tattooed Lip Code
by flemsnopes December 31, 2016
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The act of banishing someone to a real or imagined, unpleasantly-harsh, environment where one is forcefully held in literal or figurative imprisonment for an indeterminate period in order to silence said person's public voice.
Oppressive governments simply gulag anyone who dares to publicly speak truth to power. Once that group gets in office they will simply gulag anyone who disagrees with them.
by flemsnopes September 5, 2018
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