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big haired ladies of the 'eighties 

all those grand and glorious hairstyles women of that era publicly sported - without shame or embarrassment, evidently - only to find themselves forever running scared (especially from new husbands, new boyfriends or partners) of any or all damning photo evidence of such "unfortunate fashion choices" ever seeing the light of day.
New Girlfriend : Ha-ha ! Your mother showed me your high school graduation photo the other day. Boy, did you sport QUITE the mullet back in the day ! What - making certain your football helmet fit nice and snug ? LOL
Me : Sez you ! Have you forgotten what YOU looked like ? Judging from YOUR grad photo, I thought you were one of the Bangles or maybe Sara Jessica Parker's stunt double from 'Square Pegs'.
New Girlfriend : Eeeeeewwwwwww !!!!!! You actually SAW it ?! OMFG - I thought I had burned every known copy of that horrid pic ! Now you'll probably break up with me knowing I once ever looked like that ! I'm cursed, Cursed, CURSED !!!
Me : Big haired ladies of the 'eighties ! LOL
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Big Fat Roblox Oof 

THE MATING CALL FOR HORNY EIGHT YEAR OLD ROBLOXIANS (EXTREME LEVEL)
"Will you be my roblox girlfriend?"
"Big fat roblox oof"

The Big Dipper (AKA Orange Squeeze) 

A sexual position in which the woman lays on her side in fetal position, allowing the man to hold her from behind and grasp the front of her legs/hands etc., entering while squeezing his partner closer.
Man's position resembles "The Big Dipper (AKA Orange Squeeze)" or for some maybe "Little Dipper" :)
For Adult Couples only...

back the big brown caddie out of the garage

Very crude description that you are about to go in and take a shit.
Chris is heading into the can to back the big brown caddie out of the garage!

Big Fat Quiz of the Year

Quiz show broadcast around New Year, hosted by Jimmy Carr. 3 teams of celebrities answer questions about things which happened over the previous year. 12 rounds, one for each month. Regular celebrity contestants include Noel Fielding, Russell Brand and David Mitchell.
Lol, Noel and Russell just built battlements out of a banana on Big Fat Quiz of the Year.

Big M little Organ 

A man who possesses extremely small genitalia, and is named Morgan.
You know what they say about him: Big M, Little Organ!
Big M little Organ by Roy & Ric September 6, 2003