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blartious

Used to relate something someone is saying to a big wet stinky fart

Related words: Waffling, Bs, Dumb
Person 1 isn’t making any sense and sounds really dumb

Person 2: that’s blartious 💀
by idesparatelyneedhelp April 2, 2024
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bloated walrus

When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.
Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus
by TheJoker1904 April 11, 2024
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bloatisinal

an adjective to describe a fat cunt at your school and is the embodiment of the word “obese fuck” #OBCD

try not to have a heart attack you fatty mc fat fat.
person 1 - ‘omg did you see that faith is looking so bloatisinal today’
person 2 - ‘bloatisinal?’
person 1 - ‘it means she’s so fat i’m surprised she’s no dead from the amount of food she stuffs in her fat mouth. it means she’s so fat i’m surprised the floors not broken yet. it means she’s so fat her rolls have there own heartbeats
person 2 - ‘yh she’s so bloatisinal and she smells like back earings HAHAHAHAHAHSH’
by munching lunch April 17, 2024
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Bloot

A post on BlueSky Social Medial.
Hey did you see the Bloot that Johnny Danerously made? He’s such an ice guy!
by anonymous June 17, 2024
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Bloot

Hey did you see that Bloot by Johnny Dangerously?

Yeah, hes such an ice guy.
by anonymous June 17, 2024
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Bloatlemaxxing

The action of squeezing your testicles repeatedly until they swell to a larger size.
Yo bro did you see Gerald was bloatlemaxxing at the func? They were turning purple!”
by Purple gerald June 21, 2024
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Bloctern

(Also known as: Squartern, Cubetern, Tesseractern, et cetera.) This term refers to all the hypercubes that exhibit an arithmetic pattern. Solid-colored hypercubes are not included in this category. All of them are referred to as hypercubetern.
His brick blocterns were made of chromium.
(His brick-patterned blocks were made of chromium.)

Blockterns are produced everywhere.
(Blocks with patterns are produced everywhere.)

This block may not look like a bloctern at first glance, but when it’s night, the bloctern’s glows.

(This block may not look like a block with a pattern at first glance, but when it’s night, the block’s pattern glows.)
by Jedgeisepik December 13, 2024
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