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Blortload

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A very large but indeterminate number of objects; more than can comfortably be perceived, yet somewhat less than an infinite number. Semi-officially, a Bloartload is "one more than too f*cking many".
Jake had heard that winter was going to be exceptionally cold, and chopped a Blortload of firewood in preparation.
Blortload by VetR April 2, 2008
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Bloatlord 

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M'Bloat aka Kyriakos Grizzly
The bloatlord totally mogged that guy.
Bloatlord by Leanpeen March 14, 2022

Bloatlord 

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1. Could've started from the perception of extremely large bodybuilders having bloated looking stomachs (Palumboism) which occurs when the oblique muscles thicken and make it hard for a bodybuilder to hold their stomach in. These absolute kings of man kind are menaces to society.
Look at these absolute bloatlords. They get people mirin' left and right.
Bloatlord by Tomboy enthusiast September 14, 2021

boatload 

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Extreme abundance, a pleteora, excess, plenty.
That woman is so intimidating, she has moxi like a boatload of marines."
boatload by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Bloatlord 

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Term originating from bodybuilders that have Palumboism which is an abnormally large gut that appears to be made of muscle in which occurs from insulin and steroid abuse. Modern usage stems from a lifter named Kyriakos Grizzly which is a broad wide man with tons of muscle and fat mass who does unconventional lifts with heavy amounts of weight. Bloat lord can be used to describe a person who lifts heavy weights and is extremely bloated in the stomach and fat all around but also huge with muscle. These guys are the real mass monsters of the planet, people that would fall into the bloat lord category for example: Levan Saginashvili, Iranian Hulk, Kyriakos Grizzly, Jay cutler (off season), Big Lenny, Ian Carnegie.
Friend: Holy shit that guy is moving 400kg with his arms
Me: Damn look at that build what a bloatlord
Friend: One day ill become a bloatlord and prove my mom wrong
Me: My family doesnt love me
Friend: Summer of 2007 i saw a group of 4 men carry a women off and i didn't do anything about it.

boatload 

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A degree of how much there is of something; from least to greatest:
1.)a grip
2.)boatload
3.)shitload
4.)fuckload
5.)fuckton.
John: Hey how much homework to you have tonight?
Alex: I got a grip man...no wait, it's more. I'd say a little bit less than a shitload.
John: So, based on the universal scale, you would have a boatload?
Alex: Straight up.
boatload by Alex Q May 13, 2005

Boatloads of Ass

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(N.) Something that is so much beyond sucking, it can only be described as this term. (much like a lightyear is so long, it can only be described by a unit of time)
Ja Rule, Benzino, Mandy Moore, and Billy Joel sucks BOATLOADS OF ASS!
Boatloads of Ass by G-Union May 19, 2003
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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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