Blortload

A very large but indeterminate number of objects; more than can comfortably be perceived, yet somewhat less than an infinite number. Semi-officially, a Bloartload is "one more than too f*cking many".

Jake had heard that winter was going to be exceptionally cold, and chopped a Blortload of firewood in preparation.

by VetR April 2, 2008

Bloatlord

M'Bloat aka Kyriakos Grizzly

The bloatlord totally mogged that guy.

by Leanpeen March 14, 2022

Bloatlord

1. Could've started from the perception of extremely large bodybuilders having bloated looking stomachs (Palumboism) which occurs when the oblique muscles thicken and make it hard for a bodybuilder to hold their stomach in. These absolute kings of man kind are menaces to society.

Look at these absolute bloatlords. They get people mirin' left and right.

by Tomboy enthusiast September 14, 2021

boatload

Extreme abundance, a pleteora, excess, plenty.

That woman is so intimidating, she has moxi like a boatload of marines."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Bloatlord

Term originating from bodybuilders that have Palumboism which is an abnormally large gut that appears to be made of muscle in which occurs from insulin and steroid abuse. Modern usage stems from a lifter named Kyriakos Grizzly which is a broad wide man with tons of muscle and fat mass who does unconventional lifts with heavy amounts of weight. Bloat lord can be used to describe a person who lifts heavy weights and is extremely bloated in the stomach and fat all around but also huge with muscle. These guys are the real mass monsters of the planet, people that would fall into the bloat lord category for example: Levan Saginashvili, Iranian Hulk, Kyriakos Grizzly, Jay cutler (off season), Big Lenny, Ian Carnegie.

Friend: Holy shit that guy is moving 400kg with his arms
Me: Damn look at that build what a bloatlord
Friend: One day ill become a bloatlord and prove my mom wrong
Me: My family doesnt love me
Friend: Summer of 2007 i saw a group of 4 men carry a women off and i didn't do anything about it.

by virginmasterwizardman June 30, 2022

boatload

A degree of how much there is of something; from least to greatest:
1.)a grip
2.)boatload
3.)shitload
4.)fuckload
5.)fuckton.

John: Hey how much homework to you have tonight?
Alex: I got a grip man...no wait, it's more. I'd say a little bit less than a shitload.
John: So, based on the universal scale, you would have a boatload?
Alex: Straight up.

by Alex Q May 13, 2005

Boatloads of Ass

(N.) Something that is so much beyond sucking, it can only be described as this term. (much like a lightyear is so long, it can only be described by a unit of time)

Ja Rule, Benzino, Mandy Moore, and Billy Joel sucks BOATLOADS OF ASS!

by G-Union May 19, 2003