Bloot

(bluːt) - interjection - A good deal for a consumer/purchaser of a product.

That computer you got at the mall was such a bloot.

by Adamba November 05, 2010

Bloot

A colour cross between blue and soot black. The colour your hair turns out when the black dye doesn't take. It is also a style and way of life. This way is exemplified in Noel Fielding.

"We were talking one night and we decided that Bloot was a great word to describe Noel"

by ThatgirlfromNH December 24, 2011

Bloot

(Noun) A brother who is the corniest of the trio and is usually in the middle. Occupation Jigglet.

Are you always such a bloot? or do you just play one?

by Batzy Boy June 13, 2010

Bloot

A cummy shit, named after the sound it makes when it hits the water

Jesus, after an intense session with Gregory last night, I took the meanest bloot of my life

by s1nk1sk3 July 30, 2021

Bloot

What your cat does when you try to pet it and it won't let you, because it moves just enough to be out of reach.

I tried to wipe the smeg on the cat, but it blooted out of reach.

by boootky June 22, 2010

bloot

To ejaculate into someones face.

"So you sprayed face?" "Yep mate she didnt want to swallow so I went bloot."

"My girlfriend took my cock out of her mouth just as I was coming and I blooted her.

by Mack P Silk September 26, 2005

bloot

to suck ones own cock until ejaculation

he likes to bloot when he is alone

by Anonymous June 30, 2003