The Magic Johnson 

It's when your fucking a bitch doggy style and during the act you whisper in her ear "I have AIDS" and see if you can hang on for the shot clock!!!

It was so funny I pulled the Magic Johnson on that bitch and she cried!!! LMAO

The Magic Johnson by Matty Punani March 3, 2010

Boris Johnson 

Btec Donald Trump. He looks like a bird had their fucking nest on his head and hes a homophobic Islamophobe, if you support him then you need a therapist.

rahh boris Johnson is skunked

Boris Johnson by borisisapussio July 6, 2020

Johnelle 

Johnelle is a beautiful, loving, caring person ull ever meet. Johnelle is the best to be around and will make ur day just by looking at her. She is a very chill and funny person, get u a johnelle!

Johnelle’s are the best to have around

Johnelle by steph- June 29, 2018

johnson middle school 

A school filled with sluts and Emos, with fights everyday, weed, cocaine and girls screaming "help me mom".

You guys johnson middle school sucks ass.

johnson middle school by J middle school March 18, 2017

Boris Johnson 

(n, v)
Failing miserably and achieving the exactly opposite effect.

Building herd immunity in the UK was a Boris Johnson, with the PM and prince Charles both getting infected.

He told everybody to keep calm in such a voice that everyone started to run away. What a Boris Johnson.

Boris Johnson by Eridor April 8, 2020

Boris Johnson 

PM of the UK. If you support him no one likes you. He's a racist twat for example when he said that burkas look like post box slits - now look who's wearing one (a mask). He also made Brexit happen smh. He dealed with coronavirus badly.

"Ay yo who'd you vote for in the election?"
"Boris Johnson init"
"Fuck you no one likes you bitch I'm leaving."

Boris Johnson by dick-tionarygrapher February 11, 2021

Boris Johnson 

The shortened name used by British Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson in an attempt to make him seem less of a clueless, out-of-touch, upper-class twat.

John: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson just gave the hated Dominic Cummings a £40k golden goodbye.
Wendy: who?
John: Boris Johnson.
Wendy: oh yeah - that’s exactly the sort of tone deaf, twattish thing he’d do.

Matthew: did you know that no one knows how many children Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has fathered?
Lenny: Who? And what sort of ridiculous, pretentious toff name is that ?
Matthew: it’s Boris Johnson’s full name.
Lenny: ah ok, it figures.

Boris Johnson by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021