2 definitions by dick-tionarygrapher

Santa

a fat guy with bunda who is a pedo and gives presents to little kids. he doesn't exist.

6 year old: Hey Joe, what will you do for christmas?
Joe: Im asking Santa for a toy car!

by dick-tionarygrapher February 4, 2021

Boris Johnson

PM of the UK. If you support him no one likes you. He's a racist twat for example when he said that burkas look like post box slits - now look who's wearing one (a mask). He also made Brexit happen smh. He dealed with coronavirus badly.

"Ay yo who'd you vote for in the election?"
"Boris Johnson init"
"Fuck you no one likes you bitch I'm leaving."

by dick-tionarygrapher February 11, 2021