A condition that affects a person while listening to their ipod/mp3. The condition prohibits the user from hearing anything or anyone. Can lead to other conditions such as being hit by traffic.
by bsindada September 13, 2008
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1. DUDE! You better clean that nasty iphunk off of your iPhone before you catch MRSA!!!
2. Man! Your iPhone has so much iphunk on it, you're probably going to get bacterial meningitis!!!
2. Man! Your iPhone has so much iphunk on it, you're probably going to get bacterial meningitis!!!
by Patty browning June 26, 2008
Get the iphunk mug.I don't know whether I would want to borrow Reno's iPood. He never washes his hands, and he drops deuce with that thing every morning.
by dswiggles December 18, 2010
Get the iPood mug.The iconic white headphones that come with most apple products, apple offer a premium in ear model for about £50 that don't sound too bad. But the stock ones absolutely suck, they have no bass whatsoever, sound as hollow as the brain of whoever designed them, are impossible to fit in most peoples ears and earwax shows up on them like cheese on macaroni. Yet, most people don't even bother to switch out for a decent pair and if they switch out they usually only get a shitty pair like iluv or something along those lines. anyone reading this who still uses them, do yourself a favour and pay for a decent pair.
Kirby: What are those things wrapped around your head?
me: Oh just a pair of senheisers.
Kirby: Sennheiser?
me: This company that makes badass headphones.
Kirby: How much did they cost?
me: Bout £50.
Kirby: Fuck that, the apple ones are fine.
Me: Fuck you, at least I know what music sounds like! Get a pair of the premium ones, i hear those aren't to bad, and they've got the iconic look to.
Kirby: Nah those are to much for headphones, the stock ipod headphones are fine.
Me: well at least i know what music sounds like.
me: Oh just a pair of senheisers.
Kirby: Sennheiser?
me: This company that makes badass headphones.
Kirby: How much did they cost?
me: Bout £50.
Kirby: Fuck that, the apple ones are fine.
Me: Fuck you, at least I know what music sounds like! Get a pair of the premium ones, i hear those aren't to bad, and they've got the iconic look to.
Kirby: Nah those are to much for headphones, the stock ipod headphones are fine.
Me: well at least i know what music sounds like.
by EPICPWNERY September 4, 2010
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Often this is done in social settings such as during a debate at a party or bar.
similar to a wikiphile. Sometimes one in the same if the wikiphile is at a bar or party.
Often this is done in social settings such as during a debate at a party or bar.
similar to a wikiphile. Sometimes one in the same if the wikiphile is at a bar or party.
NormalGuy: Did Chumbawamba make another album after that one song?
iPhonephile: I dont think so, let me find out.
...10 minutes later...
iPhonephile: Yep, i guess they did, look at the album cover art.
NormalGuy: I dont see anything
iPhonephile: oh wait, push the screen, oh wait not there.... damnit!
iPhonephile: I dont think so, let me find out.
...10 minutes later...
iPhonephile: Yep, i guess they did, look at the album cover art.
NormalGuy: I dont see anything
iPhonephile: oh wait, push the screen, oh wait not there.... damnit!
by killllllllll February 13, 2009
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by ScolloP October 14, 2009
Get the iPhoning mug.Often used as an excuse for not texting back or hanging up the phone mid conversation because you don't want to talk to the other person.
I thought he liked me we really hit it off but every time i call him it disconnects, I think he iPhailed me. I've exhausted all options, time to turn lesbian.
by Umpa Loofa February 3, 2010
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