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the nasty greasy, oily, and crusty gunk that accumulates on and in the crevices of your iPhone and its protective case.

1. DUDE! You better clean that nasty iphunk off of your iPhone before you catch MRSA!!!

2. Man! Your iPhone has so much iphunk on it, you're probably going to get bacterial meningitis!!!

iphunk by Patty browning June 26, 2008

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iphucked

When your iPhone crashes, drops calls, or the battery dies...you’ve been iPhucked!!

I'm on my iphone...and my call drops. I've been iphucked.

iphucked by www.iphucked.com July 2, 2010

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iPhucked Up

What happens when you try to jailbreak your iPhone and it crashes

"Hello. Apple support. How may I help you?"
"Yeah, iPhucked Up"

iPhucked Up by AntimatterKING July 21, 2009

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iPhuck

A gross over-user of the iPhone, taking any opportunity to use their Apple device to solve any crossroads, especially when it's not needed, and definitely when it's most annoying.

"Dude, we're at dinner. Can you not be such an iPhuck and put your iPhone away for 15 minutes?"

iPhuck by I'll take the XJ please August 3, 2008

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iPhucked

When you buy the newest iPhone and realize that they only added one new feature, and you spent 500+ more dollars on it than you should have.

Man: I just bought the new iPhone today and it has a new dildo feature! I shoved it in my ass because I'm so iPhucked!

iPhucked by Turexthehunter March 10, 2015

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Iphucker

An individual who makes love to his iphone over an over again, this act is normally completed by inserting your device into the anus area, this horrific act often leads to some form of prostate cancer or a collapsed rectom.

Steve Jobs: My iphone an I had an amazing sesh last night and it was totally awesome.

Listener: Jesus, you are such an iphucker.

Iphucker by Bill Gatessss October 23, 2012

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iPhucked

iPhucked - Is what you experience whenever the iPhone auto text feature changes your text message content to something other than the word(s) you wrote and you have to tell the recipient of the message the correct wording. When that happens to you, then you have been iPhucked!!!

It's almost impossible to understand Sally's text messages these days. Now that she switched to an iPhone it's like she is always getting iPhucked each time she text messages me.

iPhucked by JustSayin18 August 31, 2013

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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