iphunk

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the nasty greasy, oily, and crusty gunk that accumulates on and in the crevices of your iPhone and its protective case.

1. DUDE! You better clean that nasty iphunk off of your iPhone before you catch MRSA!!!

2. Man! Your iPhone has so much iphunk on it, you're probably going to get bacterial meningitis!!!

iphunk by Patty browning June 26, 2008

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iphucked

When your iPhone crashes, drops calls, or the battery dies...you’ve been iPhucked!!

I'm on my iphone...and my call drops. I've been iphucked.

iphucked by www.iphucked.com July 2, 2010

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iPhucked Up

What happens when you try to jailbreak your iPhone and it crashes

"Hello. Apple support. How may I help you?"
"Yeah, iPhucked Up"

iPhucked Up by AntimatterKING July 21, 2009

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iPhuck

A gross over-user of the iPhone, taking any opportunity to use their Apple device to solve any crossroads, especially when it's not needed, and definitely when it's most annoying.

"Dude, we're at dinner. Can you not be such an iPhuck and put your iPhone away for 15 minutes?"

iPhuck by I'll take the XJ please August 3, 2008

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iPhucked

When you buy the newest iPhone and realize that they only added one new feature, and you spent 500+ more dollars on it than you should have.

Man: I just bought the new iPhone today and it has a new dildo feature! I shoved it in my ass because I'm so iPhucked!

iPhucked by Turexthehunter March 10, 2015

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Iphucker

An individual who makes love to his iphone over an over again, this act is normally completed by inserting your device into the anus area, this horrific act often leads to some form of prostate cancer or a collapsed rectom.

Steve Jobs: My iphone an I had an amazing sesh last night and it was totally awesome.

Listener: Jesus, you are such an iphucker.

Iphucker by Bill Gatessss October 23, 2012

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iPhucked

iPhucked - Is what you experience whenever the iPhone auto text feature changes your text message content to something other than the word(s) you wrote and you have to tell the recipient of the message the correct wording. When that happens to you, then you have been iPhucked!!!

It's almost impossible to understand Sally's text messages these days. Now that she switched to an iPhone it's like she is always getting iPhucked each time she text messages me.

iPhucked by JustSayin18 August 31, 2013

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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