albertus

A peopels person who's good harted, very loud, hes always right no matter what and is the life of a braai.

Guy1:"Who throws the best braais in town?"

Guy2:"Albertus dude why do you even ask"

by N-BomB011 July 8, 2016

albert aretz

the finest mf out there in the world, hes so good at gaming like wow, those sponser videos he does and he adds lore to those videos are amazing i cry for him, i scream for him, i would want him to fuck me so hard until i throb. his big sexy ass juicy abs r so hot.

person 1: did u see albert aretz big bloody radioactive diarrhea last night?

person 2: all i saw was his juicy good looking abs, god i would get on his lushes lips and have him fuck the hell out of me until i go sore or throb

by IS4444444A July 7, 2022

amber lamps

a hot girl on a bus you do not know

after work i got the bus home and i seen a amber lamps

by pacman1488 May 5, 2010

Amber

Amber is a girl who has this amazing ability to leave people awestruck after meeting her. with the most amazing eyes in history, and a smile to die for, she is by far the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. she is funny, smart, and is always thinking of others. Amber often doesnt realize how special she is, and can become jealous of other girls, though it is often them who are jealous of her. With loads of boys chasing her, u know that shes one special person. If only she could realize what an amazing girl she is. if you know an Amber, you are one lucky person :)

MM(initials)- that Amber is a pretty amazing girl, your lucky to be going out with her.

LN-B(Me(initials))- she doesnt realize how Brilliant she is :( i love her. :)

by nubsamber;)fbshowsit August 26, 2011

Albertophobia

A deep seated fear of anyone named Alberto.

He was a guy named Albert who moved to Mexico and became Alberto and somehow it triggered a life-long Albertophobia.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Alberto VO5

Noun: a brand of hair care products trademarked and patented in 1955 by The Alberto Company (now Alberto-Culver), and famously employed by such celebrities as Lucille Ball and Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis.

In order to maintain her classic coiffure, the First Lady made extensive use of Alberto VO5.

by speedog May 28, 2010

Fat Albert

R.A.F. slang for a C-130 "Hercules" transport aircraft and its derivatives. Generally considered a term of affection for the aircraft type.

"We'll have to hold short, I just heard there's a Fat Albert on finals."

by eighth of seven November 8, 2007