Could I sprooge a cigarette?
by TaylorMadeBombs January 8, 2010
Get the Sprooge mug.coming to visit someone in their apartment but kicking them out because you need to poop is called a spromance between the one visiting and the one kicking them out.
by hoefosho. January 25, 2010
Get the spromance mug.Sex with a cheap hooker in an even cheaper hotel room. Comes from the sound made by the mattress springs during sex.
"I met this hot chick at a party and an hour later we were doing the sproinkus in her parents' bed."
"There's no way I'm paying fifty bucks just to sproinkus!"
"There's no way I'm paying fifty bucks just to sproinkus!"
by draven1731 April 6, 2010
Get the sproinkus mug.Deleting large amounts of information for your corporate ticketing system, or customer database in order to give off the appearance of having better customer service.
by urbandictionary2010 July 27, 2010
Get the Sproles It mug.A SPROAST is a Speech A Roast And A Toast.
You can make it as long or short as you want. It allows you to throw in some good Jab's at the person being toasted, as well as the usual "He or She's a Good Friend" part of every Speech or Toast.
Examples:
As for all your friends, they said you were out of this world. Oh, wait, I'm sorry - I meant “Wished.” Cheers!
Being Ugly is no crime . . . Good thing too, otherwise you'd get the chair! But Seriously, When it comes to friends . . . Cheers!
After all Joe, any friend of yours . . . Is obviously a poor judge of character . . . But Seriously . . . When it comes to needing a frenemy . . . Your Number One . . . Cheers!
You can make it as long or short as you want. It allows you to throw in some good Jab's at the person being toasted, as well as the usual "He or She's a Good Friend" part of every Speech or Toast.
Examples:
As for all your friends, they said you were out of this world. Oh, wait, I'm sorry - I meant “Wished.” Cheers!
Being Ugly is no crime . . . Good thing too, otherwise you'd get the chair! But Seriously, When it comes to friends . . . Cheers!
After all Joe, any friend of yours . . . Is obviously a poor judge of character . . . But Seriously . . . When it comes to needing a frenemy . . . Your Number One . . . Cheers!
by Mr. 1st September 25, 2010
Get the SPROAST mug.From the word Sprog - a term used to describe a small child, often a sibling, who is full of beans, energetic. youthful, and unaware of the world around them. There only focus is on games, fun and happiness and not understanding the woes of the world yet.
look at that sprog... she's sprognetic!
by the original sprognetic September 29, 2010
Get the Sprognetic mug.Bob: Dude, that guy will not stop talking about stupid sexual things that don't even make sense!
Dan: Totally sprouling.
Dan: Totally sprouling.
by qwertyBLAH February 24, 2011
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