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Jizz Bullet

When blowing your load your jizz shoots your victim with punishing force.
i just shot a foot long jizz bullet and it got in her eye... she loved it.
by Jiggsbe April 19, 2009
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Jizzamon

The act of having masturbated and having jizz end up dripping from the tip of your penis. Then sprinkling cinnamon on the jizz so that it sticks and proceeding to have your partner lick it off.
Cathy loves my jizzamon, I give it to her every friday.
by jizzamon_for_all October 3, 2010
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Pussy Jizz

The substance from the vagina when a woman gets wet (she's aroused). Will commonly run down the shaft of your cock.
John: Yo, so how was Stacy last night?

Tim: She was a squirter man. She shot that Pussy Jizz everywhere.
by ablamasta289 March 31, 2009
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Jizz Sheet

Kleenex, Handi-Wipe, your sock or anything else you use to wipe down after masturbating.
"Shit, I'm all out of Kleenex. I'll use my shorts as a jizz sheet"
by creedmoor October 11, 2004
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Coon Jizz

The act of Gleeking purposly on peoples faces with the upsidedown hand mask on your face. Due to the apparent racoon like face you will have when doing the coon Jizz
Nick aka thecoon:THE COON STRIKES AGAIN

Dr. Monicle: DAMMIT THE COON HOW DARE YOU SOIL ON MY FACE WITH THAT ACCURSED COON JIZZ
by Dr. Monicle August 3, 2010
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jizz-piss

When you get done jacking off, and then you have to piss immediately afterward. A stinging pain inside the dick hole may result.
I screamed while taking a jizz-piss out the second story window, so my mom walked in and saw the Britney Spears nake nudes pics on the computer, and sent me to see a shrink.
by poop April 12, 2005
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Jizz Lobster

A girl who has spent too much time in the sun, making her skin tan and leathery, like the said crustacean. Also, she wants man juice badly. This can also be used as an insult to virtually anyone.
Hands off my fuckin' sandwich...Jizz Lobster!
by Erik Myers December 11, 2004
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