by -Tninja- August 29, 2005
Get the goober mug.A goober is any type of bodily fluid which leaves in a large quantity. Typical goobers include semen, poop, snot, saliva and vomit.
EXAMPLE 1:
Man1: "Dude, Janice is so pissed with me. Last night she was tugging the porksword and I accidently goobered all over her face."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Man1: "Dude, what the fuck did you do to that toilet? Smells like a cabbage patch kid crawled up your arse and died. You smelly bastard."
Man2: "Sorry buddy, after that indian yesterday can you blame me for totally goobering?"
Man1: "Point made."
Man1: "Dude, Janice is so pissed with me. Last night she was tugging the porksword and I accidently goobered all over her face."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Man1: "Dude, what the fuck did you do to that toilet? Smells like a cabbage patch kid crawled up your arse and died. You smelly bastard."
Man2: "Sorry buddy, after that indian yesterday can you blame me for totally goobering?"
Man1: "Point made."
by Flossua March 21, 2009
Get the Goober mug.A girl or guy that is has slept with so many people they are incapable of remembering what the name of the last person with was.
Name for a girl who has fucked more people then she can count on her fingers and toes.
Also a nick-name for a prostitute in 17th century England.
Name for a girl who has fucked more people then she can count on her fingers and toes.
Also a nick-name for a prostitute in 17th century England.
"Hey Johny what was the name of that chick you banged last night?"
"Um, dude I think it was like Tonya or Sonya...no it was Lana... oh shit dude I can't remember."
"John you are such a fucking gooner!"
or
"Layla is such a gooner!"
or
"Any of you chaps up for a round with a gooner tonight?"
"Um, dude I think it was like Tonya or Sonya...no it was Lana... oh shit dude I can't remember."
"John you are such a fucking gooner!"
or
"Layla is such a gooner!"
or
"Any of you chaps up for a round with a gooner tonight?"
by BloodxxofxxthexxPhoenix December 25, 2007
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by sparky27891 July 3, 2011
Get the goober mug.A boy or girl who is extremely attractive, but lacks the attractive confidence and poise that would make them attractive. They are cute, but weird and their personality is a turn off.
Jimmy is hot but he plays flyff...GOOBER.
Dalton is hot, but he plays golf and puts pink stuff on his nose when we go to the beach..GOOBER.
Brandon is hot, but he laughs really weird...GOOBER
He drives, but he sits with his legs crossed..GOOBER.
HE is hott, but he gets on your fucking nerves..GOOBER.
Kenadee is really pretty, but she hangs out with weird people who do drugs..GOOBER.
A Kid that has a nice body, but he talks like he is five.
Get it kids?
Dalton is hot, but he plays golf and puts pink stuff on his nose when we go to the beach..GOOBER.
Brandon is hot, but he laughs really weird...GOOBER
He drives, but he sits with his legs crossed..GOOBER.
HE is hott, but he gets on your fucking nerves..GOOBER.
Kenadee is really pretty, but she hangs out with weird people who do drugs..GOOBER.
A Kid that has a nice body, but he talks like he is five.
Get it kids?
by Christina King March 19, 2008
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