floated 

"So drunk that you're too high to care"

Damn its 5am im floated.

floated by JD&Tlan DeltaSigs September 17, 2005

floated 

To be throw out an airlock, Typically in a vacuum in space.

Astronaut 1 : Damn did you hear?

Astronaut 2 : What?

Astronaut 1 : Dave's dumbass forgot to hook up he's tether so he got floated

Astronaut 2 : Really? How the hell does a guy like that even get a job up here anyways?

floated by sinsforeal June 10, 2016

floated 

Faded & Loaded aka Drunk & High

Damn, it's only 11 and I'm floated!

floated by aka GOD February 19, 2005

floated 

when youre fucked up. i.e. drunk or high to the point where to u can't function

"You had a lot to drink, how are you feeling? "
"dude I'm so floated"

floated by wondla May 25, 2016

Floated 

a tasty cold treat that is a combination of a slushy and soft serve ice cream. This concoction can also be mixed together. The floated comes from the ice cream floating in the slushy and not mixed obviously.

aka: floater

"would you like that mixed or floated"
"floated!"

Floated by Wonder Chick February 19, 2009

floated 

An adjective for someone who acts like they aren't single when they are to act significant.

Have you seen Henry? He's actually so floated.

floated by technofishy_ May 6, 2024

floated a steamer 

When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.

Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.

floated a steamer by techfrog January 16, 2011