Mr. Earls

hottie hottie hottie, Mr Earls is a sub at MJHS and he is so hot
he has a very large ass

“Mr. Earls is my art sub today! I can’t wait to see his big fat ass”

by MREARLSLOVER April 29, 2022

Earlysexist

When you discriminate against people for having sex way too early.

"Did you hear how Earlysexist Patricia is?" "Yeah bro, she thinks I'm below her because I fucked at 13"

by Supersurvivor9 February 24, 2021

Earl Juice

The consequential vomiting after drinking E & J liquor.
Earl Juice > E & J

That nigga got wit' that Earl Juice!!

by eL jay' February 22, 2007

Earlen

A truck driver who can never admit that he's wrong. Mr. Perfect!

That man is an Earlen!

by Asia Homes February 21, 2009

Earlvin

Handsome & Cute looking Guy in a little bit Nerdy and Dorky way, but that's what makes him Cool. He has a Good Taste in Music, especially Modern / Pop Music. He also makes EPIC Mashups on YouTube! Just search: earlvin14

Person1: OMG! This Lady GaGa track fits perfectly on a One Direction track! How can they not make these into one EPIC song?

Person2: You should totally check out Earlvin on YouTube, he has exactly what you need! just search earlvin14. now!

Person1: Really? OMG! Gonna Check him out now!

*Checks YouTube for earlvin14

Person2: So? How was he?

Person1: He is a Mashup God! FOR REAL!

by Maxluther Dawson December 31, 2012

earlingus fungus

when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.

"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."

"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"

by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015

earlinne

An uniqe, extraordinary, amazing woman. A pillar of all woman.
Imitated but never duplicated. One of a kind and rare beauty. Body mind and soul.

I wish I was an Earlinne kind of woman.

by noochie88 December 19, 2016