Chewing gum while having sex with a chick in front of a group of people the Male spits his gum out and slaps it with a open hand into the cheering crowd.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A semi-erect penis, as visibly sported by the late WWF (now WWE) superstar Mr Perfect during the 1989 Survivor Series as he wrestled Jimmy Snuka.

A guy who has curly hair and is so good looking most people think he is gay but he isn't.He is so perfect EVERYONE talks about him and knows who he is.

A guy with curly hair, plays the sax, gets all the ladies, and is afraid of germs (because he is perfect and cannot get sick)

A man who turns old before his time. He is of verry mature mind compared to others of his age. The weekend is when full maturity blossom's. - off to bed at 9:30pm, no gargle, rub shells hair and go to sleep. The mature man does this while all the other "Lunatics" are out having a good time.