POKEY DOKEY

Pokey Dokey
Noun (poh-key doh-key)
The act of very slowly inserting the penis into your significant other's anus while they are still asleep. The act is only successful if done in such a way that the recipient does not wake up until the head is fully committed and there is little chance of a pushout maneuver. The act should ideally result in surprise anal sex.
Also known as a Pokey Doke.

Slow Sunday mornings are the perfect time to try for a Pokey Dokey.

by Bad~Mojo May 14, 2022

Mike'n Dike

This is the equivalent to a Fag Hag. As in a Straight male has a great amount of Lesbian friends.

JOHN: Hey, do you Tim?
KEVIN: Yea, he's such a Mike'n Dike!
JOHN: I don't know how he can stand all those lesbians.

by Bamboo Royalty March 6, 2016

finger in the dike

Finger in the asshole

She asked him to put a finger in the dike while he was screwing her.

by Brifri111 May 3, 2017

okey doke

oak-e doke, An extremely stupid looking person, of southern redneck origins.

What is this okey doke thinking, putting a rebel flag on his lawnmower?

by Dave Strittmatter September 19, 2008

Doke

A worn-out penis. A penis that somewhat resembles a cat scratching post.

"Check out that doke! That things got more wear and tear than your mother's easy jeans."

by PussySniper January 24, 2010

dick-dike

Dick-Dike:A Bi-Sexual Woman.

I cant believe I almost married a Dick-Dike.

by Billy Williams January 3, 2005

okey dokey smokey

someone who smokes badly

Man dude julies a okey dokey smokey person

by anonymous March 1, 2003