1 definition by Bamboo Royalty

This is the equivalent to a Fag Hag. As in a Straight male has a great amount of Lesbian friends.
JOHN: Hey, do you Tim?
KEVIN: Yea, he's such a Mike'n Dike!
JOHN: I don't know how he can stand all those lesbians.
by Bamboo Royalty December 1, 2015
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