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Doike
Usually used as an onomatopoeia for something hitting another thing. Originating from the game on the NES RBI BASEBALL, due to the umpires way of saying, "Strike"
Doike by xenonslayerperson November 29, 2024
Monster Docked
Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.
Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...
Monster Docked by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019
Doiksing
Cocker Docker
Cocker Docker by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012
doider
doider by nick 2rani November 16, 2021
scrotum docker
When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!
( ex. 1 )
Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!
Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!
Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?
Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...
( ex. 2 )
Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?
Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.
Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!
Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!
Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?
Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...
( ex. 2 )
Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?
Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.
scrotum docker by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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