Doike

What happens when you eat something you shouldn't have. As a result you need to go to the toilet immediately.

I've just doiked

by Snoozy December 30, 2014

Doike

Usually used as an onomatopoeia for something hitting another thing. Originating from the game on the NES RBI BASEBALL, due to the umpires way of saying, "Strike"

Person 1: *throws a can at person 2s head*
Person 2: Ouch!
Person 1: Doike!

by xenonslayerperson November 29, 2024

Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.

Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...

by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019

Doiksing

Doiksing is when you fuck up every hour of everyday

Oh you are doiksing it .
Oh you doiksed it

by Azken22 July 5, 2021

Cocker Docker

A large floppy-like penis

Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker

by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

doider

the noise that the ketchup bottle makes when the pre-cum ketchup squirts out

Doider is easily one of the worst red things

by nick 2rani November 16, 2021

scrotum docker

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!

( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.

by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011