The truth. Brenton Tarrant didn't do anything wrong
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Did you hear of that Australian man that did something wrong to a mosque in New Zealand?
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
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Balentine is when it is valentine's day but you dont got some girl to be with....so you get your hb (basically galentine for boys)
Person 1: hey man I lwk suck at talking to women...would you be my balentine not in a gay way tho
Person 2: sure why not wouldnt hurt nobody
Person 2: sure why not wouldnt hurt nobody
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- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
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Get the Brent Johnson mug.1. (noun) – A Brenting is an act so reckless, so unhygienic, and so tragically common that it should probably be reported to the CDC. Symptoms include regret, dehydration, the sudden inability to sit comfortably, and the haunting realization that you were definitely not his first victim that night.
2. (verb) – To Brent someone is to leave them emotionally hollow, physically compromised, and questioning whether they need to send an apology text to their mother. It’s less of an intimate experience and more of a biological hazard.
3. (lifestyle) – To live like a Brent is to be a walking public service announcement on why people should use protection and always verify their Uber before getting in. A Brent doesn’t just ghost—he vanishes, leaving behind nothing but lingering shame and an unexplained burning sensation.
2. (verb) – To Brent someone is to leave them emotionally hollow, physically compromised, and questioning whether they need to send an apology text to their mother. It’s less of an intimate experience and more of a biological hazard.
3. (lifestyle) – To live like a Brent is to be a walking public service announcement on why people should use protection and always verify their Uber before getting in. A Brent doesn’t just ghost—he vanishes, leaving behind nothing but lingering shame and an unexplained burning sensation.
1. Noun: Example:
Bro 1: “Dude, what happened to your lips?”
Bro 2: “Ugh… got a Brenting last night.”
Bro 1: “Man, go get tested.”
2. Verb:
Bro 1: “I heard you went home with Brent last night.”
Bro 2: “Yeah, I woke up with a rash and a sudden appreciation for monogamy.”
2. Lifestyle
Bro 1: “Dude, why are you scrubbing yourself like that?”
Bro 2: “I can still feel the Brent.”
Bro 1: “Soap won’t help. That’s a spiritual stain.”
Bro 1: “Dude, what happened to your lips?”
Bro 2: “Ugh… got a Brenting last night.”
Bro 1: “Man, go get tested.”
2. Verb:
Bro 1: “I heard you went home with Brent last night.”
Bro 2: “Yeah, I woke up with a rash and a sudden appreciation for monogamy.”
2. Lifestyle
Bro 1: “Dude, why are you scrubbing yourself like that?”
Bro 2: “I can still feel the Brent.”
Bro 1: “Soap won’t help. That’s a spiritual stain.”
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