spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".

There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

Hot Fart

When you sit on a hot furnace,and fart.You will feel hot air coming from your butt,and smelling horrible.

What is that smell? it smells like boiled spoiled eggs was that you Bob? did you just let out a hot fart?
Bob:Yeah,and my ass is burning i better get off the furnace.

by LI9 November 25, 2018

Ego Fart

When you think your idea is original and great when you are absolutely lying to yourself and everyone else because all you did was rename/rebrand someone else's idea, especially if you blew up the original policy and only rewrote the same thing with a different title. Some people do this just to praise themselves. Having your own label on a policy decision is only for your ego, and that ideology stinks and is immature.

President Trump blowing up the NAFTA deal and then changing the name with the same policies and countries was a huge ego fart.

by Arizona Mildman December 1, 2018

Pussy fart

Queef

Oh shit I just had a pussy fart

by U thought December 15, 2018

Brain Fart

A term one uses when they can't remember anything and are just overall feeling awfully stupid today. When you are trying to solve a math problem, but you completely forget what to do.

Girl #1: Uggh this math homework is giving me a headache.
Girl #2: It's not that hard, we just learned this all in class today.

Girl #1: Yeah, but right now I'm having the biggest brain fart.

by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018

Freckled Fart

The " Freckled Fart " is an act in which a person passes gas ( usually through their bum hole ) whilst they have freckles on their face and some of these freckles fall out of the fart with the bum hole. Some right dirty ginger nonces to this because they feel that it is right to do so.

For christ sake Gregory! Stop bloody doing that old "Freckled Fart" Trick!

by Greacy Grace the Third December 26, 2018

Pop Fart

When you are making a food item in the toaster and the ding scares you so much you fart.

That was the loudest pop fart I’ve ever heard!

by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019