4 definitions by Greacy Grace the Third

The " Freckled Fart " is an act in which a person passes gas ( usually through their bum hole ) whilst they have freckles on their face and some of these freckles fall out of the fart with the bum hole. Some right dirty ginger nonces to this because they feel that it is right to do so.
For christ sake Gregory! Stop bloody doing that old "Freckled Fart" Trick!
by Greacy Grace the Third December 26, 2018
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A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".
Right Mr Beteley, time for " The Nipple Newton ". Hold on to your horses!
by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018
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Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.
"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"
by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018
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A version of a person called Grace, a version in which Grace goes mad. Basically, Grace has seshed to hard at this point and she has become what one would call, uncontrollable. She has been seshing on the voddie for too long and needs to be stopped. Sesh Head Grace is too powerful.
Bloody hell Cameron, " Sesh Head Grace " is at it again...
by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018
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