Definitions by IHasPseudonym

Pop Fart

When you are making a food item in the toaster and the ding scares you so much you fart.

That was the loudest pop fart I’ve ever heard!

Pop Fart by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019

Matthias Ears 

When your ears are so big people mistake you for Matthias.

Bryan: Hey, Matthias!

Joey: I’m not Matthias! I ‘m Joey!
Bryan: When did you get those Matthias ears?

Matthias Ears by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019

Asskulted 

Assaulting one’s head to the point where the skull is showing.

My roommate got mad at me and asskulted me!

Asskulted by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019

dinglefry 

The French fries that fall apart easily.

I got McDonald's one time, and they gave me a dinglefry!

dinglefry by IHasPseudonym February 3, 2018