IHasPseudonym's definitions

Matthias Ears

When your ears are so big people mistake you for Matthias.

Bryan: Hey, Matthias!

Joey: I’m not Matthias! I ‘m Joey!
Bryan: When did you get those Matthias ears?

by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019

Asskulted

Assaulting one’s head to the point where the skull is showing.

My roommate got mad at me and asskulted me!

by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019

dinglefry

The French fries that fall apart easily.

I got McDonald's one time, and they gave me a dinglefry!

by IHasPseudonym February 3, 2018

Pop Fart

When you are making a food item in the toaster and the ding scares you so much you fart.

That was the loudest pop fart I’ve ever heard!

by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019