When a man ejaculates onto a plate and heats it in the microwave until burning hot. He then throws the scalding hit semen on his waiting women's face causing her severe burns.
Dude after I gave her a Missouri flamethrower she had to go to the emergency room and get treated for 2nd degree burns.
The M2 Flamethrower was used by American troops back in WWII. It is also the greatest piece of hack ever made in to Call of Duty:World at War when it comes to campaign and multiplayer. And do not get me started when someone gets it in Nazi Zombies.
(In Multiplayer)
"M2 Flamethrower user": LOL I spy people trying to capture our flag! -throws a smoke grenade and drops down to burn the hell out of everyone-
People who were trying to capture the flag: Dude, hax.
(In Nazi Zombies)
Person with Flamethrower: -randomly sparying fire causing sight problems to other players)
Other player: DUDE STOP USING THE F***ING FLAMETHROWER, I CANT SEE SH-...(the player has died after being swarmed by zombies).
Defecating after eating a habanero pepper and consuming a large quantity of dairy products when you are lactose intolerant.
"Why did you drink that much milkdude! You're lactose intolerant"
"Because the pepper was hot as fuck man!"
"Well you have fun with the gamma ray flamethrower on the toilet in a few hours"
The act of a femalefarting on a males penis that is covered in hand sanitizer that is alight.
My dear friendlight his genitals on fire with hand sanitizer, then had his girlfriend fart on it. He no longer has genitals to the Alaskan flamethrower.