blue flower red thorns

a way of saying you dont care about someone elses current situation or what they are trying to do because you have shit of your own to take care of.

friend: omg ive got all this homework to do for uni and not enough time.
me : blue flower red thorns

blue flower red thorns by volound January 3, 2010

Winfield Red's 

A tool of the derelict,if a full pack of these 16mg bastard durries was smoked through virgin lungs it could possibly kill.
Coloquially shortened to Winnie Red's.

Cunt #1: That guy is smoking Winfield Red's, wearing Adidas Snap Pants and sporting an 8/10 mullet factor.
Cunt #2: Yeah, must be a westie.

Winfield Red's by Diego December 7, 2003

texas red eye 

when u moon someone and spread your butt checks open so they see your ass hole.

texas red eye!!! (while mooning them with your butt checks spread open)

texas red eye by O-Diezze July 5, 2006

Code Red 

"Code Red" generally applies to any girl who in that particular situation (e.g. The Griffin Inn, Dale) looks quite attractive due to there being a lack of any actually attractive girls in the vicinity. As a result this girl will suddenly find herself idolised and surrounded by up to twenty suitors (posing as a film crew for example) very quickly.

Me: 'Yo, yo! Code Red, over there!'

Pimp: 'Jean Claude Van DAMN she's fine'

Code Red by Gooneytothemax July 21, 2009

Lil Red Riding Hood 

When you pop a virgins cherry

Lil Red Riding Hood by Balls Deep December 5, 2002

Big Red 

A fictitious toy made by Bleego, makers of Termite Town. A figure of a viking you pour red goop into the horned helmet, pull the string, and enjoy the show. Cleanup kits sold separately. As seen in a Saturday Night Live commercial spoof.

He's big big big. And he's red red red. And that's how he got to earn the name, Big Red!

Big Red by Bleego February 12, 2004

the red tape

An infamous porn tape. Introduced to the world in Dane Cook's HBO show, Tourgasm.

I spank the monkey to the red tape.

the red tape by Nate X. August 14, 2006