Big Red

A fictitious toy made by Bleego, makers of Termite Town. A figure of a viking you pour red goop into the horned helmet, pull the string, and enjoy the show. Cleanup kits sold separately. As seen in a Saturday Night Live commercial spoof.

He's big big big. And he's red red red. And that's how he got to earn the name, Big Red!

by Bleego February 13, 2004

Leo

A lion made famous by MGM. Gets paid big bucks just to sit in a circle and roar, traumatizing countless small children.

I had a dream I was watching Tom and Jerry, and Leo just wouldn't stop roaring!

by Bleego February 13, 2004