wtf sausage 

wtf sausage is a variation of the term WTF (What the F***). It is used to describe an act by someone that is uncomprehensible and or plain retarded.

"Would you like some cheese with that WTF Sausage?"

TwiztedTony from photochopz.com brought the WTF sausage to that thread.

wtf sausage by bc_2005-1 April 24, 2008

wtf dream 

A dream that's so out there that when you wake up, the first thing you think of is "WTF?!?"

Person A: "I had a wtf dream last night! I somehow walked out of my house and the Titanic was in my backyard sailing across!"

Person B: "WTF?!?"

wtf dream by Ras-Man March 28, 2009

wtf commercial

A commercial that is completely irrelevant to the product

guy 1: i was watching this commercial with 3 hot babes having a pillow fight. i was left asking wtf when i found out it was for a chevy truck.

guy 2: oh dude thats a wtf commercial

wtf commercial by rh15 November 9, 2009

WTF putain 

When something sucks, when you're pissed.

Combination of English "WTF" and French "putain"

"Wuss: I can't make it to the party tonight, I gotta sew with my mom
Bro: WTF putain, you're such a dork"

WTF putain by brianisinthekitchen October 20, 2010

wtf just happened!? 

An extraordinary event. Like Brazil losing 7:1 in a world cup semi, in Brazil.

Alan Hansen "I've never seen anything like it, ever..."
Gary Linker " wtf just happened!?"

wtf just happened!? by 0basement July 10, 2014

wtf,go touch grass 

When some guy says shit soooooooo random,pointless and/or stupid that he needs to get oxygen in east bumblefuck.

person 1:im in 9yds7gc9yzsdviydffdygbyfgvudfh and im also having sex with a bull and said bull is AroAce so its technically raping and i know im a fuckboy person 2:wtf,go touch grass

wtf,go touch grass by greekguy69 June 30, 2022

wtf factor 

To increase the "wtf factor" would be to make the situation weird.

This kid not only jumped out from behind the First National Bank's entrance wearing a full indian costume, but when the bank cop gave him a high five and a 10 dollar bill, it really increased the wtf factor.

wtf factor by Nizzit February 10, 2008