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Plain, boiled cold water

It's just plain water, but boiled, then chilled.

How to make is:

* Put water in a pot with the stove on high
*Let water come to bubbling brew
*take water and put it in the freezer.

*Freeze it till just before it turns to water rocks
*then take out and put it into your best sippy cup.
* feed it to your newborn. They will love it.
My grandmother decided to give me a bottle of plain, boiled water, and I loved it.
Have you tried their plain, boiled cold water? It's delicious.
by CORLAShlalas March 8, 2019
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cold toilet seats

the cold toilet seats are the people who nobody likes to sit on. In other words they are single and lonely. however on further inspection, some people would prefer a cold toilet seat to a warmed one as it makes them paranoid about someone else`s ass having just left.
Oh man, i just got dumped, guess i`ll have to join all the other cold toilet seats now :(
by fuckface101 August 19, 2009
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cold tea

Tea that is irrelevant or not juicy anymore.
"Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up?!"
"That's cold tea sis"
by ahemthen May 7, 2019
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Mississippi Cold Pocket

Similar to an Alabama hot pocket in which a man deficates in a womans vagina and has sex with said vagina afterwards. The difference is the Mississippi cold pocket is performed on a dead and cold body, preferably a hooker.
Ross just did a Mississippi cold pocket on the dead hooker in the trunk!
by t bone0123456 May 11, 2010
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Cold Hank

A sexual move

Verb or Noun

Step 1: poop one large solid turd on a plate or baking sheet
Step 2: pour some water over it

Step 3: quickly put in the freezer till frozen

Step 4: use as dildo until melted
Mark really tore Ally up with that cold hank last night I heard!
by Balderdash1607 July 23, 2012
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man cold

Only men get man colds. They are the worst colds you can get. They are near-fatal. Your man will not be able to lift a finger for two weeks, if you are lucky.
"Hey S, wanna come bowling?"
"Nah, I need to look after M, he's got a cold."
"Psshhht. That's daft, we've all got the sniffles, I mean, it is November!"
"No, I mean he's got a man cold. He's dying, the usual, blaha blaha..."
"Ah. Then he'd be miserable company anyway! So how about you come on your own?"
by SaraJW September 11, 2005
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cold weather

Pussy bitches complain about cold weather.
by Clinker January 15, 2008
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