2 definitions by fuckface101

cold toilet seats

the cold toilet seats are the people who nobody likes to sit on. In other words they are single and lonely. however on further inspection, some people would prefer a cold toilet seat to a warmed one as it makes them paranoid about someone else`s ass having just left.

Oh man, i just got dumped, guess i`ll have to join all the other cold toilet seats now :(

by fuckface101 August 19, 2009

rotten cock sucker

Willingness to suck an old cock for a new job

Oh now I see how you became boss you rotten cock sucker

by fuckface101 March 10, 2014