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the cold toilet seats are the people who nobody likes to sit on. In other words they are single and lonely. however on further inspection, some people would prefer a cold toilet seat to a warmed one as it makes them paranoid about someone else`s ass having just left.
Oh man, i just got dumped, guess i`ll have to join all the other cold toilet seats now :(
by fuckface101 August 19, 2009

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Willingness to suck an old cock for a new job
Oh now I see how you became boss you rotten cock sucker
by Fuckface101 March 10, 2014

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