Definitions by ahemthen

this is not the wave

Emphasizes that something's off, not right, not cool, etc.
Similar to this ain't it chief, not today.

"I know I did well on this test"
(Gets a D)
"Nope, nuh-uh, this is not the wave"

Tea that is irrelevant or not juicy anymore.

"Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up?!"
"That's cold tea sis"