pube-stache

n. v. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard.

1- "Monica and me tried something new last night... have you ever heard of a pube-stache?"

2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"

3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"

by Petorius Longinus February 4, 2008

clit stache

A small stache below the clit. see mustache

While I was going down on Chad's mom I noticed a small clit stache and it made me super horny.

by 12 inch man hammer 4 May 6, 2008

stacey

A fat ulcer you get under your scrotum when you have been having sex with dirty whores. Its impossible to sit or stand when you have one.

Jim: "dude, I slept with that dirty slut last night and now I can't even get up to go to the bathroom"
Greg:" yeah dude I think you got a stacey from her"

by ken malone November 5, 2011

Snacc

that girl u would fuck even if she was ur sister

That girl a whole snacc.

by urfavjinjaninja January 3, 2019

poon stache

When someone eats a girl out with a yeast infection and gets yeast on there lip and it looks like a milk stache.

"Got Yeast?"
"Yes I Do Infact, Check My Poon Stache!"
"Quite Rad."

by Brazzle Magazzle May 18, 2006

saccharine

A sugar substitute, found in Splenda, that tastes fucking nasty but my grandma loves the stuff.

Guy 1: Hey pass the Splenda!

Guy 2: Splenda? Man that stuff is nasty and full of saccharine!

by HenryHill69 November 10, 2013

Stacey measure

A drink with a ridiculous vodka to mixer level, to the extent you can't taste the mixer.

freckles - "Aw FS man I was so fucked last night, I don't remember anything"
grantos - "FYL!, you must have been drinking stacey measures!"

by gb steamer December 8, 2010