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Definitions by HenryHill69

iPad Spinner 

A type of cashier whose biggest job, now that cash payments are rare, is to spin the iPad around for you to complete your payment and give them an exorbitant tip for this “service.”
The iPad Spinner stared at me while I had to choose between a 20%, 25%, or 30% tip.
iPad Spinner by HenryHill69 November 1, 2023

iPad Spinner 

A type of cashier who’s biggest job, now that cash payments are rare, is to spin the iPad around for you to complete your payment and give them an exorbitant tip for this “service.”
The iPad Spinner stared at me while I had to choose either a 20%, 25%, and 30% tip.
iPad Spinner by HenryHill69 November 1, 2023

saccharine

A sugar substitute, found in Splenda, that tastes fucking nasty but my grandma loves the stuff.
Guy 1: Hey pass the Splenda!

Guy 2: Splenda? Man that stuff is nasty and full of saccharine!
saccharine by HenryHill69 November 10, 2013