Poof

The act of farting through your penis.

It looks like a deflating balloon. I just made my bitch queef then shortly after i poofed in her face. Being cool may lead to cronic poofinf disease. I just poofed.

by poof on me June 4, 2011

Pooflinch

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016

poofer

One who is to prone to buffing and dusting their desk like a stoopid fooker!

SpicSpan

by Genius October 31, 2003

poofer

a cigarette...word popularized by two ice rink workers in dublin, ca

"lemme get a box of dem poofer, man"

by c-money, sasquatch October 16, 2008

poof poof

a phrase used to describe either:
-scene / "teased" (i.e. poofed) hair
-a tutu that scene kids wear over tights or jeans
-something just plain poofy in general
-an object that can be seen as 'cool' to girls.
-weird, chubby girls that talk sh*t on people, that others dont like.

-guy sees a girl wearing a tutu over her tights, and teased hair-
guy: whoa! do you see that poof poof?!
friend: dayum. that chicks hair is ALLLL hairsprayed!
guy: no! not THAT poof poof! the OTHER poof poof!
friend: OOOHHHH!

by Lady Love. May 27, 2009

Pooflonk

Possibly the greatest word known to man. It can mean whatever you want it to mean. It is usually used as a noun, or a name. Also spelt "Pooflonck". Often used with the noun cheese like "Pooflonk Cheese"
Created by an awesome guy named Peter, but carried on by Bryant Boesen

"Why are you such a pooflonk cheese?"

"POOFLONK!!!"

"Argh! Pooflonk!"

by Bryant December 30, 2004

phoof

A device for filtering exhaled pot smoke which eliminates the smell and absorbs resin; usually made from a container stuffed with scented dryer sheets and has two holes- one to exhale into and the other is the "exhaust;"

Initially it was made by using an old papertowel roll tube. You stuffed it full of dryer sheets and put duct tape around it for strength.

"When you take a hit, blow it out through the phoof so it won't stink up the place."
-many weed smokers

"You must use a phoof, if you smoke on campus. It's a tube you blow the smoke through or an exhaust."
-many a college student

"Oh crap she got a big hit, then just started coughing and couldn't even think about using the phoof!"
-Unhappy host

by Lucy Sky Diamond February 21, 2009