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When a gay man farts after raw dawg anal sex.
Man John that pooof that leaked from your ass smells like rotten cum!
Pooof by BlunT IT! March 11, 2019
Words you can keep
Almost the same as a poof but just a little bit more......more like a clem.
oh my, that bag does'nt go with those shoes clem. I think you came out of the wrong closet......if you know what I mean...ma
pooof by Thel. December 25, 2003

You Fucking PoOof 

Your an extremely bitch as nigger who just should leave once this has been said
Jeremy: “Hi bob your looking hot today”
Bob: “Fuck of You Fucking PoOof”

You Fucking PoOof 

Pretty much means your a gay ass nigga who should probably leave after this has been said to them
Jeremy: “hey bob your looking pretty handsome today!”
Bob: “Fuck off You Fucking PoOof”
A tabby cat
Is that an orange tabby cat? Awww. What a cute little poofen.
Poofen by Jerem6401 December 25, 2016

Schlond poofa 

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)
Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”

Poofesure 

An angry gamer that smashes things when losing a game for the millionth time, most notably, limited edition Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside.
Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*
Poofesure by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022
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