pooofin

FOREPLAY. The art of placing your tongue in a female's ass and stimulating it for penetration and licking inside and around the anus immediately after she has taken a shit to give sexual pleasure.

After using the bathroom, Shilpa prefers Raul pooofin her instead of using toilet paper for thorough cleaning and sexual arousal.

by Raul Sliver November 6, 2007

Zombie-Proofing

1- To make a property or dwelling difficult or impossible to break into without the use of machines or tools.

2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.

I'm Zombie-Proofing the basement by installing glass block windows.

by Cuneus Stern October 2, 2013

idiot proofing

When precautions have to be taken or things have to be severely simplified to prevent idiots from breaking, screwing up or ruining something.

They are idiot proofing the white house.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

Grian-Proofing

The act of adding a specific feature onto a theoretically finished contraption or building to stop Grian from tampering with it, which may result in said contraption/building being destroyed in a half a second.

To be used in the context of Minecraft

Grian-Proofing may also be used to classify some kind of lock on an object that stops it from being used by normal people that don't have the key.

Guy1: "OK, I think I've finished this massive redstone-only item filter."
Guy2: "Did you Grian-Proof it?"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... Would adding a misc. item bin be sufficient Grian-Proofing?"
Guy2: "Make sure he can't get the items back"
Guy1: >:3

by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019

Sex Proofing

Creating a safe and sound proof atmosphere in which to have sex. Minimizing the exposure of corners and getting the bed to stop squeaking

Jessica is sex proofing her room by putting pillows between the four poster bed and the wall so it wouldn't make to much noise

by Wiggily Tiger December 25, 2008

Future-Proofin

When a Youtuber stops making an argument mid video, to argue about potential stupid comments in the future.

When your best friends says "I think you act retarded. Not retarded in a mentally disabled way, but in a extremely stupid way."

And you reply "Man you're future-proofin so hard right now, just to not get called out by friends for saying the R word like that in 2021"

by DaGOATWannabe July 11, 2021

ploofing

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.

He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.

by D. Ploof October 22, 2009