When a female partakes in the act of “mooning” somebody, but with her front butt instead of the rear one.
Person 1: Dude is she mooning the person behind her?
Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.
Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.
by Joenah cuhpoor April 3, 2025
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"I'm drowning in the pool" - Someone getting mad when Tim is pooling all over the place
"I'm drowning in the pool" - Someone getting mad when Tim is pooling all over the place
by Captain Bucket April 11, 2025
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Get the Pooning mug.1. (verb) To scroll so long your brain seems to leak out through your ears and lay in a damp pool around you.
2. (noun) pooler
Tone is usually self-depricating or mildly derogatory.
2. (noun) pooler
Tone is usually self-depricating or mildly derogatory.
1. Guys I'm pooling right now.
1. He's been pooling for hours...one of us should say something, right?
1. Stop pooling you need to lock-in!
2. He's actually such a pooler.
1. He's been pooling for hours...one of us should say something, right?
1. Stop pooling you need to lock-in!
2. He's actually such a pooler.
by Squid_girl2 June 3, 2025
Get the pooling mug.1. (Verb) Scrolling on a device so frequently and persistently that you seem almost like a zombie and a mushy pool of your brain may as well have formed around your head
2. (Noun) Someone who pools
2. (Noun) Someone who pools
1. Oh they're pooling so much today
1. I definitely pooled yesterday
2. I am such a pooler
2. She's definitely going to be a pooler
1. I definitely pooled yesterday
2. I am such a pooler
2. She's definitely going to be a pooler
by AtlasKiwi June 3, 2025
Get the Pooling mug.When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.
In the men's room at work -
Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row
Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.
Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row
Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.
by jfburke619 June 12, 2025
Get the Pooping presidential mug.1. Freaking out but way lower energy, slowly descending into madness.
2. When it's really hot and you're melting.
2. When it's really hot and you're melting.
by karton a June 28, 2025
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