monopodio

(1) a captain of thieves (named for the character from Miguel de Cervantes' novella _Rinconete y Cortedillo_);

(2) someone who uses unfair business practices to squeeze out a rival (17th century Spain)

When Burgos's interests succeeded briefly in curbing Bilbao's participation in wool export to Bruges, outraged Bilbaino merchants and shippers immediately labeled the action with the current epithet, monopodio. (from Stein's _Silver, Trade, and War_ p. 15)

by Mr. Badger February 25, 2012

monopoly hoe

A female willing to perform sexually explicit acts with randoms, but only in the form of a game.

Guy- " My friends asked if you wanted to go upstairs and have a gang-bang."

Monopoly Hoe- " I'm not into that sort of thing."

Guy- " How about if we play 'Jizz on a biscuit'?"

Monopoly Hoe- " Alrite, I'll meet you guys upstairs."

by Guy Person January 30, 2014

Monopolyed

It's the act of flipping a board game board because you're losing; origin-when you lost everything during a monopoly game to another opponent you'd flipped the board game in a fit of anger

*flips board*
Douchebag-yo bro you just monopolyed the board

by Ummmmm05 May 12, 2014

Monopolist

Someone who is a polygamist but wants everyone with him to stay monogamist.

Someone who is selfish and wants to fuck lots of women but doesn't want to share his women with others.

Essentially a MonoPoly.

Hey Michael, are you mono or poly?

Neither, I'm a monopolist.

by Sociophage May 28, 2016

Monopoly

A long ass sadistic game that only causes misery and pain to all who are forced to play. A literal friendship breaker that possibly was created by Satan.

Monopoly is like a old, wooden dildo. It's long, hard, and uncomfortable to use with friends.

by Vaaazhazzafa June 26, 2016

Monopoly

This word has two meanings.

1. the exclusive possession or control of the supply or trade in a commodity or service.
2. a long-ass game that ruins friendships.

To find other games that ruin friendships, see also Mario Party.

1. "his likely motive was to protect his regional monopoly on furs"
2. Person 1: Hey wanna play Monopoly?

P2: sure

(Two hours later)

P1: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!

by LazyLuna January 31, 2017

Monopoly

1. One business ruling over another in a category.

2. A game that ruins relationships.

'Son: Where's mom and dad?'
'Daughter: Playing Monopoly.'
'Son: I'll start packing...'

by Areyonga September 8, 2017