Definitions by Sociophage

Monopolist

Someone who is a polygamist but wants everyone with him to stay monogamist.

Someone who is selfish and wants to fuck lots of women but doesn't want to share his women with others.

Essentially a MonoPoly.

Hey Michael, are you mono or poly?

Neither, I'm a monopolist.

Monopolist by Sociophage May 28, 2016

Cuntstash 

Overgrown vagina bush!, cunt mustash, cunstash.

Hey sweety your cuntstash is showing., Sweetheart you might want to wax your cuntstash.

Cuntstash by Sociophage March 9, 2015

Socioslapped 

Socioslap (sos ee O - slapt)

When one's soul has been utterly destroyed, by an encounter with sociopath.

Synonyms:
World Eater, Coquette, Cleopatra, Charlie Sheen "WINNING!"

Antonyms: Conscience

The women I was dating seemed charming and charismatic until I was socioslapped to the face.

Socioslapped by Sociophage June 11, 2013