Monopolist

Someone who is a polygamist but wants everyone with him to stay monogamist.

Someone who is selfish and wants to fuck lots of women but doesn't want to share his women with others.

Essentially a MonoPoly.

Hey Michael, are you mono or poly?

Neither, I'm a monopolist.

by Sociophage May 28, 2016

Cuntstash

Overgrown vagina bush!, cunt mustash, cunstash.

Hey sweety your cuntstash is showing., Sweetheart you might want to wax your cuntstash.

by Sociophage March 09, 2015

Socioslapped

Socioslap (sos ee O - slapt)

When one's soul has been utterly destroyed, by an encounter with sociopath.

Synonyms:
World Eater, Coquette, Cleopatra, Charlie Sheen "WINNING!"

Antonyms: Conscience

The women I was dating seemed charming and charismatic until I was socioslapped to the face.

by Sociophage June 11, 2013