Goonsect

An ashy african american male who lives in a musky wet area who goons

"Man, Q dog needs to stop being a goonsect and get out his moms basement"
"That stupid fucking goonsect needs to get a job"

by BasicallyM November 5, 2025

Gooner Arm

When someone goons so often the arm they use to goon becomes stronger than the other.

he goons so often he can rep 100lbs with his right arm (gooner arm) but can’t even pick up the 10lb with his left.

by Notinko101 November 22, 2025

Goongen

An allegory for kinky sex

“Oh yea man I took them to the Goongen last night, and it got freaky.”

by Cuvier113 December 21, 2025

goonencummen

The joke german word for jerking off.

German gooner 1: Im about to go hit the goonencummen
German gooner 2: Can I join?

by jerkoffjimmy December 28, 2025

Gooner

Someone that is part of a goontatorship. Usually lead by a Gooner themselves. Similar to the word 'Simp' but with a more positive connotation.

Ahri's server has a lot of gooners in it, but I'm on myself so I don't mind. Seeing a hot girl makes me 'excited' if you know what I mean.

by AnonymousMikiFan December 28, 2025

Gooner injury

An type of person who got hit in the head by an anime figurine and their personality is that they jack off to anime girls and gooner games

My friend had an Gooner injury

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 31, 2025

Gooners

Parents over 40 that hump loudly

Dad: Mom and I are going to bed now
Son: Gooners!

by RunHavanaclub December 31, 2025