Piss Play 

Piss Play is when a group of friends take out their penis or vagina and try to aim for each others mouths with their urine. Sounds disgusting, but it's a damn good time, usually resulting in sex.

take off your pants and let us piss play with each other and then have filthy raunchy sex

Piss Play by laurengirl May 26, 2009

piss take 

See: take the piss

Why don't you find that song funny? It's clearly a piss take.

piss take by bungybob May 16, 2006

Piss Hard-On 

Piss Hard-On (or Hardon):

A graphic way to describe the male condition of waking up with a very stiff erection coupled with a need to urinate.

The leading causes of this syndrome are thought to be:

1) a full bladder rubs against the prostate gland which then arouses the rest of a man's sexual machinery as though getting ready for intercourse; or the more recent theory, that

2) during a routine night's sleep, a man will have four or five erections but usually they don't awaken him. This is probably the body's way of running "routine diagnostic checks" on his various systems, including sexual readiness. The one that wakes you up either because it's time to wake up or because you're dying to go to the bathroom is the P.H-O.

I hate the term "Piss Hard-On". It's ugly. Much better to me are "morning wood" or the evocative "morning glory," which is the term we used in the (USA) South.

For a funny look at how difficult it is to pee with an erection, look at the DVD outtakes of Steve Carrel's movie THE FORTY-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN.

Piss Hard-On by al-in-chgo February 24, 2010

Piss Baby 

Hey you lil' piss baby, you think you're so fucking cool?
Huh?
You think you're so fucking tough?
You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck
Aw, look at those arms
Your arms look so fucking cute
They look like lil' cigarettes
I bet I could smoke you
I could roast you
And then you'd love it and you'd text me "I love you" and then I'd fucking ghost you
With the big boys coming with the big stuff
I feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the picture
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah (oh yeah)
Feel so clean, like a money machine
Feel so clean, like a money machine
Feel so clean, like a money machine
Feel so clean, like a money machine
Tell me what's the deal, I've been trying to go to bed
I've been up for days, I've been tryna get ahead
Said it all before, and I'll say it once again
I'm better off alone
Tell me what's the deal, I've been trying to go to bed
I've been up for days, I've been tryna get ahead
Said it all before, and I'll say it once again
I'm better off alone
With the big boys coming with the big stuff
I feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah

Jane is such a piss baby

Piss Baby by Goodat_ March 3, 2021

Piss Off 

usually used towards people that are annoying you, or disgust you

some dude: "blah blah blah blah"
you: PISS OFF!!!!!

Piss Off by Rumor August 12, 2003

piss flaps

A part of the female external genitalia, pussy lips

Lick your ma's piss flaps yuh cunt!!!

piss flaps by RhiVanHaw August 19, 2009

piss and vinegar 

a phrase used to express an attitude of somebody that is full of energy, vigor, perhaps rowdiness or excitedness.

Dottering Old Man: Well hello there young fella! How might you be feeling today?

Timmy: I'm full of piss and vinegar, you crotchety ol' coot! Now, outta my way, I'm going to play with my friends!

Dottering Old Man: Good to hear! Say, I'll give you a lollipop if you squeeze my testicles two or three times!

piss and vinegar by Palcon_Funch July 15, 2011