Sober Glove

The sober glove is the way, the truth, and the light out on the roads after you gullet too many beerz with the boys. Have too many beerz? Get behind that wheel and strap on your sober glove!

After a way few too many at Club J, The Midtowner, and Brozzz, Cakeman reached in his pocket and heard those keys rattle. It was time to shake and bake baby!!! He strapped on that sober glove and made Cty M his bitch. Yeehaw brother!!!

by RawDyke July 16, 2023

Hitting the glove

Beating your dick, spanking your monkey, choking the chicken. Hitting palmela

I walked past his room and I caught him red handed hitting the glove.

by Richnyung124 October 20, 2015

glove

glove, or gloving. a term for lesbians when they say “bro” or “dude” in a romantic way, but the other person doesn’t realize.

i just called my crush dude, how do i let her know that i’m gay? did i just glove myself?

by brybeebb April 1, 2020

Gloves Rule

The Gloves rule negates any form of backlash and accountablity by *wearing gloves*. Wearing gloves are a sign of mental illness and the person wearing them should not be held accountable for their actions

Woah did you know that our neighbor raped his 11 year old stepsister? "Woah thats fucking disgusting" No dude, he had on gloves. "Ah I Hope he gets help only a retard would wear gloves" Well thats the gloves rule

by Onald November 11, 2020

Linda Glove

Linda Glove is a term that refers to anything or anyone that is ugly and fucked up but in an iconic and/or cute way. It can also be used to refer to getting got by something iconic but kind of funny such as UTIs or MLM schemes.

Oh damn Linda got me again! This is the third time this year I’ve had a UTI!

Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!

by Miritsu May 3, 2024

Sweatty Glove

When one, After Snowboarding/skiing all day, removes their glove, wipes their fingers down the area between their balls and their thigh and wipes it under a fellow snowboarder/skiers nose.

Usually as a form of torment, however some americans can grow fond of the unique aroma

"NO way would i want a wiff of his sweaty glove."

"Joe , dan was dissin your mum, give him a sweatty glove."

by T-pain__ March 7, 2008

Glove Slaw

glove and prespective are the slaw.

My wife, my kids, my dog, and my slaw, my feet on the table, with you and glove slaw.

by JSalt October 4, 2021