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Tweeter Molyneux

1:/ A person who uses social networks to inflate their perceived knowledge to a far greater state than their actual accomplishments.

1a:/ A person who tweets with such volume about a single topic that no one can discern information from hype.
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Really asshat? Who are you, Tweeter Molyneux?
by tehlurker May 21, 2011
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tweeter

A one hitter you smoke marijuana out of…or a small bowl you smoke by yourself or with only a few friends.
hey, it's just us get the tweeter.
by Dani Lynne June 27, 2006
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tweet goodnight

To tweet goodnight

Tweeting goodnight is the lamest form of begging for attention. Suffice to say, that nobody that is on Twitter at the time to see your "tweet goodnights" gives a damn that you are about to go to bed. A tweet goodnight is what someone who doesn't have someone to tell or to "text goodnight" does to make them feel important.
"Well Twitter, I've watched all the YouTube I can for one night. Guess, I'll see ya tomorrow. G'Nite! # tweet goodnight #urbandictionary"
by mrRected April 16, 2010
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Tweet

A person who has a habit of biting the interior of their mouth. The inside of their lips and cheeks, tearing pieces off bit by bit leaving a temporary scar.

Usually happens after quitting an addiction of smoking or biting nails.
Quit chewing on your cheeks you damn tweet..
Are you a tweet? Quit biting on those lips!
by Meeshie Peeshie April 2, 2008
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Tweet

A girl who is known as a hoe/bird
Yo that bitch is a Tweet...she ran through the whole team
by Young Reapa December 3, 2009
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Sneak Tweet

Someone Who Stalk people whom they are following on Twitter without being Signed in and/or not signed up for Twitter.
My Girlfriend/Boyfriend Always Sneak Tweeting me, She is too lazy to make an account but scared I'm talking to other Women/men.
by Crysis Complex January 5, 2011
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tweetfight

A tweet fight is a topic battle that takes place on the Twitter social network. Two or more people may start a tweet fight; similar to a meme, but with the pretense of someone "winning".
A tweet fight starts similarly to Street Fighter in that you announce the fight, name your challengers, name the topic and then fight. (see example)
Tweet Fights can also be compared to a "Yo Mama" fight.

The first rule about #tweetfight is:

1. There are no rules.
@ohsnapitsMegan: @offdutygnome READY! #tweetfight :
Yo Mama : FIGHT!

@offdutygnome: @ohsnapitsMegan Yo Mama got a wooden leg with a kickstand!

@ohsnapitsMegan: @offdutygnome Yo Mama so fat and stupid she heard it was chilly outside so she grabbed a bowl and a spoon!
by TorchesTogether5 July 24, 2009
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