kickstand

When your penis is so long, you can lean forward on it and balance yourself like a kickstand.

That boy isn't kickstanding! He can pogostick on that fucking thing!

by Jimmy the Lametoothed Rhinosaurus. October 8, 2003

kickstand

An unattractive individual (guy or girl) who always is accompanied by better looking individuals. Meaning they are the "kickstand" that holds up the prize.

That ugly bitch came through with dummy fine females, bitch is a straight kickstand

by RickyDosmil January 15, 2011

kickstand

A piece of shit that is so long it is still attached to your anus but is touching the bottom of the bowl.

Man, that was some shit I just took. I had a kickstand.

by turdsmith September 19, 2013

kickstand

A morning errection so fears it prevents one from turning onto ones front.

john usually like to snooze on his front, but was hampered however by a mad kickstand.

by grahams June 11, 2006

kickstand

When guy is laying down on his stomach and has a boner.

Mike was laying on his towel tanning then he got a kickstand and had to get up

by Jessus's third cousin June 27, 2010

kickstand

Part of the cheddar cheese combo. First a man must perform the bowling ball, which is the putting of a thumb in a womans asshole while doing it doggie style. When she reaches up with one arm, that is the kickstand. Should be directly followed by the vaccum cleaner.

I almost had her at the kickstand but instead i finished with the vaccum cleaner

by benatlastexit December 1, 2003

kickstand

(aka ks) A penis that is so big that it makes his legs looks small and skinny

Example I:

There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I posted up on my kickstand until I got one.

Example II:

SCENE: Crowded Public Bus

(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)

Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand

by creep guy ie March 8, 2011