Sloppy Benjamin

Getting a blowjob from a very rotund girl. She generally uses her jowls to assist in giving said blowjob resulting in lots of saliva all over the place.

I heard you got a Sloppy Benjamin from that fat girl at the party.

by WVU SER April 18, 2009

shopping

The process by which individuals attempt to fill their spiritual and/or emotional emptiness through the acquisition and later consumption of material objects.

See also: retail therapy

Grace: You and I, we have to stay focused. You know how sharks are eating machines? We are shopping machines. That means all we do is shop, and poop. Shop, and poop. Got it? So what are we going to do now?
Nathan: God, I hope it's shop.

by CrowVision August 9, 2009

shopping bitch

(n.) the guy who carries his woman's merchandise around a store; nothing screams whipped louder; female response to being told to make a sammich.

Guy 1- "So I saw you and Lindsey at the store. Hope those shoe boxes weren't too heavy, haha!"
Guy 2- "Shut up, man!"
Guy 1- "Dude, she made you her shopping bitch! You are too whipped for words!"

Guy- "Hey baby, can you come here? Now go make me a sammich!"
Girl- "Did you just say that, little man? Go be my shopping bitch, or it's no sex for a year!"

by Da Sperminator March 17, 2011

sloppy pussy

A nasty looking pussy.
The typical ones look like somebody stuffed a handful of sliced roast beef into her hole.
Sloppy pussies can benefit humanity, however. If the owner of the pussy is an organ donor, the extra skin can easliy be fabricated into replacement ears for burn victims.

That chicks got major league sloppy pussy!!!
Looks like she got fucked by a taffy puller!!

by CT Vigilante July 4, 2006

suisare stopper

A stink bomb thrown over the fence when the neighbors are having a suisare. Emits a strong foul odor and sends 'em scattering.

I'm going nuts with all that racket from next door. Where's that suisare stopper?!

by suisare crasher February 28, 2004

PAPA STOPPER

Any birth control device that will prevent a pregnancy.

If you don't want any crumbsnatchers, I suggest you use
a papa stopper before you start bumping bellies!

by Feets_dont_fail_me_now October 25, 2005

Sloppy Cookie Contest

When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.

Bob was the last one to orgasm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.

by John W. April 23, 2006