national single day

a day where u can be lonely and not be with someone and to appreciate being single. A day to remember that it's okay to do u and be okay without someone.

Today is national single day but i'm not complaining

by hahahfunny June 2, 2017

Perma-single

Eternity single, or a feeling you've get when not having a boyfriend/girlfriend for a very long time.

1:Becca: Did you hear Tommy got ANOTHER girlfriend!?

Jamie:Damn! And here I am, perma-single!

2:Status: Perma-single.

by RachelDanielle August 24, 2008

The Scrutinization of Single People Day

Also known as Valentine's Day.

<Xyrena> So... Anyone got anything special planned for The Scrutinization of Single People Day?
20:41:17 <SD> trying to get laid any way i can cyber or other wise
<DragonLord> lol
* Xyrena nods
<Xyrena> Yup.. Seems to be the idea of it all.

by Mandy Blevins February 6, 2006

sunland single

Essentially a lowlife high school dropout who planned on attempting to get a GED, but instead fell asleep in Sunland park, got drunk, forgot where they were, then decided to spend the rest of their days collecting STD's and snorting crack.

crackhead, honkey, homeless, alcoholic
The sunland singles congregated in the park to smoke and drink.
God damn sunland singles, get the fuck out of that 7/11

by watermelon and kool-aid January 16, 2011

jimmy single

A joint/spliff, but using a small rizla

Jason: Damn, I'm out of kingsize rizlas
Ant: Your gonna have to roll a Jimmy Single

by Anthony Corkingbottom March 18, 2008

sex in single player mode

Masturbation

I’m gonna go home and have sex in single player mode

by Loki19634 January 15, 2019

cornflake single

A song one has not played in a long time that is even better than one remembers. As used by BBC6 presenter Steve Lamacq on his programme on 29 February 2008.

Cream's "Strange Brew" is a cornflake single.

by R.C.W. February 29, 2008